UNAPOLOGETICALLY TASTELESS
TASTELESS
PLEASURE
FOR A
TASTELESS
WORLD
When there is no personality, no character, no flavor, no color, no heritage, no challenge nor mystery, there is the nothingness of vodkaness. And for some, that is happiness. We made this for you. Cheers.
PRODUCED & BOTTLED BY ROCKFILTER DISTILLERY
SPRING GROVE,
MINNESOTA
THINGS THAT SUCK
GOOD VODKA
FOR PEOPLE
WHO THINK
VODKA IS
GOOD
MOSQUITOS
MEAN PEOPLE
PARKING TICKETS
LATE FEES
PLASTIC STRAWS
TRAFFIC JAMS
VACUUMS
SAND IN YOUR SHOE
MOSQUITOS MEAN PEOPLE PARKING TICKETS LATE FEES PLASTIC STRAWS TRAFFIC JAMS VACUUMS SAND IN YOUR SHOE
VODKA MADE BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE WHISKEY
We make whiskey. We also make friends with vodka drinkers. Vodka confuses us, because we like taste, not non-taste. But we like you, and people like you, and people who like you, and people who like people like you, so we made this vodka. It’s about togetherness.
NO FLAVOR.
NO COLOR.
NO TASTE.
NO CHARACTER.
NO JUDGEMENT.
OK, MAYBE A
TINY BIT BUT WE
STILL LIKE YOU.
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ONLINE
FIND
IN
STORE
ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS VODKA GO TO MAKING BETTER WHISKEY. ROCKFILTER THANKS YOU.