UNAPOLOGETICALLY TASTELESS
When there is no personality, no character, no flavor, no color, no heritage, no challenge nor mystery, there is the nothingness of vodkaness. And for some, that is happiness. We made this for you. Cheers.
PRODUCED & BOTTLED BY
ROCKFILTER DISTILLERY
SPRING GROVE,
MINNESOTA
MOSQUITOS
MEAN PEOPLE
PARKING TICKETS
LATE FEES
PLASTIC STRAWS
TRAFFIC JAMS
VACUUMS
SAND IN YOUR SHOE
LEAKY PIPES
BILLS
SHOVELING SNOW
FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAYS
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
MOSQUITOS MEAN PEOPLE PARKING TICKETS LATE FEES PLASTIC STRAWS TRAFFIC JAMS VACUUMS SAND IN YOUR SHOE LEAKY PIPES BILLS SHOVELING SNOW FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAYS SLEEPLESS NIGHTS
THINGS THAT SUCK
VODKA MADE BY PEOPLE WHO LOVE WHISKEY
We make whiskey. We also make friends with vodka drinkers. We like taste, not non-taste. But because we like you, and people like you, and people who like people like you, we made this vodka. It’s about togetherness.
ALL PROCEEDS FROM THIS VODKA GO TO MAKING BETTER WHISKEY. ROCKFILTER THANKS YOU.
